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I’m jamming so hard to this.
My parents are on vacation so first thing, Dad puts on his sandals and his toes are painted bright pink from when my little sister gave him a make over. Classy!
After being sick for the entire year so far, and not leaving the house for 4 days, my response to Louis asking me to come grocery shopping… “But I don’t know how clothes work.”
At the airport, flight is not boarding yet. One person goes to desk to ask question, second person goes to desk for some reason, EVERYONE immediately starts a line. Guy tells people not yet and they disperse like an awkward team of fragile kangaroos.
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Myrtle tha turtle!!
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HEY RJ!!
BODY
BODYBODYBODYBODY
I chose the WORST wrapping paper ever. I`m covered in sparkles… and I know I`ll be finding them for months to come.
Bracken thought sparkles are pretty cool though. So I coloured on his face… because I`m five.
Walking behind two high school girls
- Girl 1: My mom told me she wasn't mad, just disappointed.
- Girl 2: What is she? The travel agent of guilt?!?
- Me: *the fuck?!?*
