February 2012
3 posts
“Scuse me, any spare change? I PROMISE I will spend it ONLY on food and NOTHING...”
– Guy with his face painted green as possible Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
January 2012
7 posts
WatchI’m jamming so hard to this.
My parents are on vacation so first thing, Dad puts on his sandals and his toes are painted bright pink from when my little sister gave him a make over. Classy!
After being sick for the entire year so far, and not leaving the house for 4 days, my response to Louis asking me to come grocery shopping… “But I don’t know how clothes work.”
At the airport, flight is not boarding yet. One person goes to desk to ask question, second person goes to desk for some reason, EVERYONE immediately starts a line. Guy tells people not yet and they disperse like an awkward team of fragile kangaroos.
December 2011
9 posts
WatchMyrtle tha turtle!!
HEY RJ!!
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Walking behind two high school girls
Girl 1: My mom told me she wasn't mad, just disappointed.
Girl 2: What is she? The travel agent of guilt?!?
Me: *the fuck?!?*
November 2011
9 posts
Today I met the one and only person in the world to be cured of HIV. I have a pretty cool job!
And after weeks of crazy hard week the Ontario HIV Treatment Conference is over… thank god. I’m so tired! But it was crazy cool!
October 2011
9 posts
First solo volunteer shift! Hot damn I can multi task like a sonuvabitch.
The new Subway trains do not use the classic TTC lady voice. It’s GLaDOS! Sad days ahead.
Most cats come a runnin’ when you shake the treat bag but mine tears over when you turn the shower on. He likes to hang out between the shower curtains on the ledge and bat at our legs. Weird…
September 2011
5 posts
August 2011
9 posts
“Delivery Guy: I’m here with your piano.
Me: Oh no I bought a couch....”
