“Scuse me, any spare change? I PROMISE I will spend it ONLY on food and NOTHING ELSE.” — Guy with his face painted green as possible Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Thanksgiving dinner tonight! Turkey burger with cranberry chutney, sweet potato chips and melted brie. NOM!
Just bought an amazing new mattress!! Even Bracken is excited. Fuck yoooou inch thick Ikea mattress.
I’ve just about made it through my days of insanity.
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I am a pretty good gift giver.
My parents are on vacation so first thing, Dad puts on his sandals and his toes are painted bright pink from when my little sister gave him a make over. Classy!
Lazy bastard.
After being sick for the entire year so far, and not leaving the house for 4 days, my response to Louis asking me to come grocery shopping… “But I don’t know how clothes work.”
At the airport, flight is not boarding yet. One person goes to desk to ask question, second person goes to desk for some reason, EVERYONE immediately starts a line. Guy tells people not yet and they disperse like an awkward team of fragile kangaroos.
Best friends!
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New manfriend!
Think the Nixon’s went a little over board this Christmas. Leaving all presents to be wrapped up until 10:00pm. A classic!