Have you seen my bwird hat?
Just at the Jays home opener, 19th row. No big deal.
Twist your wet hair up in a headband and you get wavy hair when it’s dry. Who knew?! Girliness quota reached.
High school Fouanie!
Regal Bracken loaf.
My office is adorable. The Easter bunny came!
Coffee that was roasted this morning and homemade pie. Yup, I’m awesome.
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Receive a cheesy key chain!
Apparently my cat loves sushi too, because he continuously nuzzled the soya sauce.
Two free seats beside me on a plane? It is Nap-appaloosa 2012!
Playing Cranium in Winnipeg…
It’s 1am. I’ve been delayed 3 hours… And this is the line for a cab. COME ON!
“Scuse me, any spare change? I PROMISE I will spend it ONLY on food and NOTHING ELSE.” — Guy with his face painted green as possible Raphael the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
Thanksgiving dinner tonight! Turkey burger with cranberry chutney, sweet potato chips and melted brie. NOM!
Just bought an amazing new mattress!! Even Bracken is excited. Fuck yoooou inch thick Ikea mattress.