I chose the WORST wrapping paper ever. I`m covered in sparkles… and I know I`ll be finding them for months to come. 

Bracken thought sparkles are pretty cool though. So I coloured on his face… because I`m five.

Me: What the hell are those chinchillas doing in there?
RJ: You know, chin-chillin’.

Me: What the hell are those chinchillas doing in there?
RJ: You know, chin-chillin’.

Walking behind two high school girls

  • Girl 1: My mom told me she wasn't mad, just disappointed.
  • Girl 2: What is she? The travel agent of guilt?!?
  • Me: *the fuck?!?*
Nuff Said.

Nuff Said.

A Toronto sunset from my office. Also snowless!!

A Toronto sunset from my office. Also snowless!!

This is Ricky. His owner leaves him outside all day everyday so I make sure I give him lots of lub.

This is Ricky. His owner leaves him outside all day everyday so I make sure I give him lots of lub.

Happy Thanksgiving! Guinness!!

Happy Thanksgiving! Guinness!!

Walking home this guy popped out of no where and nearly mugged me.

Walking home this guy popped out of no where and nearly mugged me.

This is how I found my three boys when I get home.

This is how I found my three boys when I get home.

Today I met the one and only person in the world to be cured of HIV. I have a pretty cool job! 

And after weeks of crazy hard week the Ontario HIV Treatment Conference is over… thank god. I’m so tired! But it was crazy cool!

Trinny is Tommy Wiseau. Dead on.

It was close… BUT I SHALL PREVAIL!

It was close… BUT I SHALL PREVAIL!

“I have been waiting for you, bitch!!” 
- Bracken

“I have been waiting for you, bitch!!”
- Bracken

First solo volunteer shift! Hot damn I can multi task like a sonuvabitch.

The new Subway trains do not use the classic TTC lady voice. It’s GLaDOS! Sad days ahead.